my 9-year-old is playing pokemon and he had to catch at least 5 pokemon in a limited amount of time to get a certain thing
when he discovered that he had only caught 4 he raised his face and i swear i could see his life flowing before his eyes
|Song: really scappy cover of born to die|
|Played: 1.830 times.|
i tried to cover lana del rey’s born to die and then realized i cant reach the high notes to save a life LMAO so it’s cut short.
it’s not very good sorry
michael | do not edit.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
elaine恋 | do not edit.
Who is she?
have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?
i was joking but then i checked and i—-